Klinger

It seems that our boy, John Klinger, was a notable absentee from spring camp. We had a cooler of Budwiser left on Sunday, and everybody attributed it to the absence of the Kling man! Rumor is he was in the Betty Ford Clinic but is using a knee operation as a cover for his "drying out" experience. I hear he has gone as far as claiming he has cadaver parts in his now "bionic" knee. His stay at Betty Ford has resulted in the DeWars company filing Chapter 11 and asking President Obama (a close personal friend of Klinger's) for stimulus money. Bottom line is....the whole camp is rooting for you Kling! If you have any trouble, Doc will volunteer to medicate you. I suggest the Strawberry Margaritta flavor, goes well with Bud.