An Executive Board Meeting was held on Saturday, March 28th. Members present included McNally, Kolbe, Burless, Decker, Katona, and Henry (Teleconference). Summary is as follows:
1. A lack of DWH's (dish washing whores) was discussed. It was pointed out that DubaDuba was about as good as they come, unless he get's his nose in the todies early. Motion to appoint Henry as designated DWH and limit his drinking to post dish washing passed, 5-1, with Henry voting no. I think this means that he is going to continue to observe extended todie hours.
2. The lack of a Beamis cleaner was also discussed. Now here is a job nobody wants. Numerous options were discussed, but the only concensus reached was that NEHC members are outstanding at dirtying the Beamis, but we do not have anyone qualified to clean them. Any suggestions from members will be considered. Please feel free to comment.
3. Annual dues were discussed. They will remain the same $0.00, and it was decided to pursue some of the stimulus money that is now available. Executive Board members all believe that we would qualify for stimulus money to build a new bar, storage shed, sauna, shower, and carpet the place. Member Adams (director of government relations/financial institutions) has been appointed to contact his close friend Barack to arrange for the transfer of stimulus money into the NEHC treasury account.
4. The summer work camp was discussed and it was decided, like in the past, that no one wants to work. Startling.
5. The McNally blind was officially named the "Hooka-Hooka Lounge."
Meeting adjourned, nothing was accomplished (as usual) and drinking continued well into the morning. Lots of world problems solved, nothing in camp solved.