This is another fugitive picture from the front page of the Glennie Gazette! This individual goes by the names of "Capt'n Krunch," "Uncie Bill," "Billy Bob," but the real name is Geezer. It is reported that he now resides in Florida where he is running a Sailboat Ponzi Scheme which is targeting cue tips in the Sebring area. Seems that he lures them in with his baby face and then fleeces them out of their money under the pretense of "sailboat racing." The Ponzi reportedly is large scale (in the billions of dollars), and Geezer feels no remorse for his actions. Approach with extreme caution, this fugitive is armed with a remote control.

Anybody seen this guy? This picture is from the Glennie Gazette, and was on front page. He is "wanted" by authorities for numerous crimes, including "Drinking in Excess," "Scaring Wildlife with No Intention to Kill," and "Violation of Safe Cooking Procedures and Running an Unsanitary Kitchen." Approach with extreme caution, he may have GAS!